i probably don't like you
Yoyo when was this like now
you know that quiet girl in class?
yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr
2013 was my character development year which means 2014 is strictly action and story progression and i dont know about you but i’m excited
*wakes up from nap that I didn’t know I was taking*
when your family asks if you have a boyfriend
there’s this drug dealer around my city somewhere and apparently he asks for your ID so you can prove that you’re 18 before he sells you drugs as if that somehow makes it less illegal
what if you microwaved something for 30 YEARS
whenever you’re in a situation where you need motivation just whisper “give ‘em the old razzle dazzle” to yourself and proceed to give ‘em the old razzle dazzle.